Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Coast

Headed down to the coast this afternoon and staying for a few days. It'll be nice to get down there for the first time this summer and do some fishing and just a smidgen of drinking. Supposedly the surf has some good fishing but the bays are so inundated with fresh water from constant rains that everything has moved offshore.

I forgot to mention that the other day on the news, a headline read "Investigators looking into specific clues in a specific location." Hopefully I don't need to expound on this.

So I hear the civil rights groups are defending Vick by comparing dogfighting to hunting. I hardly want to get into this. Where do these worthless fools get off thinking the ideas they shove down the throats of minorities are going to gain them any reliability points? Every issue I've heard them comment on, since I've been paying attention, seems to be one they feel they can contort into being a race issue. In my opinion, and this seems trite, the issue needs to be black and white to legitimately pull the race card. Given enough leeway, you can make any issue revolve around race and this is exactly what minority leaders do. I wonder how long it will take for people to finally realize these people are at the beck and call of white democrat politicians. To try and excuse Vick of his disgusting side affairs by saying it was part of his harsh upbringing is the same as excusing a child molested because he was molested as a child. The logic fails to substantiate.

To close for a few days I'll leave you with an e-mail I just received. Enjoy.

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special serv- ices."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Bill Clinton

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